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Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

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Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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    Like the insect/spider kind or in my code?

    • MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml
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      The ones on your face, right now!

      • Dwemthy (he/him)@lemdro.id
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        Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

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      Yes.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      have you ever walked through a doorway and forgotten what you were doing? even god struggles with memory managemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Process exited with code 1

      • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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        My computer is like “Kernel panic” and I’m like “Same man, same…”

  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    My bugs will outlive me

  • Dr. Wesker
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    They’re on your eyelashes.

    • thehatfox@lemmy.world
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      You’re never lonely with all your Demodex friends.

  • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    Where there’s bugs, there’s hugs!

  • gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Get out of my head charles

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    Eyelid bugs

  • fin@sh.itjust.works
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    Leave me alone.

  • borth@sh.itjust.works
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    …“inside of you”

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