• DominusOfMegadeus
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    543 months ago

    We really need an AMA with a reformed Sovcit. Especially one that’s been to jail for Sovcit things.

  • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    These people are insane, but I love the inclusion of lines like this:

    The police officer [sic] hands were shaking as they gave me a ticket

    As though the cop was terrified that this guy was so close to figuring out the secret words that would force him to let him go. Like the cop’s gonna get back to the station and go “fuck, we nearly had another one break the binding wards”

    I’ve seen others where they talk about the fear or nervousness in the county clerk’s eyes or whatever. Dude, they’re not scared. They think you’re a fucking lunatic. That’s what that expression is.

  • @some_guy
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    273 months ago

    I expect the hands were shaking with adrenaline from anger at having to argue with this idiot.

  • @Xaphanos@lemmy.world
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    This is the best in a while. So earnest. So perfectly innocently confident in SovCit Truths. And so about to slam into reality in a painful way.

    • finley
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      133 months ago

      You would think it would help it make more sense, but it won’t

  • Dr. Wesker
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    143 months ago

    Usually I have a good joke to make about these posts, but this person is just too mind numbingly stupid to find anything funny to say. Low intelligence combined with oppositional defiant disorder.

    • dbx12
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      They correctly placed ^^vv<><>BA on it but forgot to print START as well thinking the button in the car would suffice.