- Americans will use anything but the Metric System - I’m just saying if she really wants to impress me, she knows what she has to do. - She could clear all of the books if you download them as PDFs and put them on a thumb drive - Instant gold medal! 
 
 
- 3.658 meters isn’t inherently any more comprehensible than 12 feet. I think “about 2 fairly tall dudes high” is better than 60 something books either way. - No one will say 3.658m. We would say about 3.5m or 3 and a half meters. I’m pretty sure those 12’ are not exact either. You wouldn’t say 11 feet, 5 and 1/32 inches, right? - Okay, 3.5 meters is not any more inherently comprehensible than 12 feet. - I’m not denying the superiority of metric, I wish the US would just switch over already. However, unless you already know how long a meter or foot is in reality, you won’t have a good idea how high she can jump. Relating it to something makes it a lot easier to understand. Jumping 35 books is a terrible analogy, but jumping over 2 tall men would work pretty well. - Having the units in imperial and metric is much more comprehensible for most people compared to imperial and a large number of books of which I don’t even know how thick they are 
- Well, if you’re already familiar with the metric system, you can probably guess how long a meter is. It’s like when you’re used to the imperial system and you can guess how long a foot is or something like that. 
 
 
 
 
- Wait, she jumped for 12 minutes? - ducktales moon theme plays - I guffawed, well done! 
 
 
- Ok, but how many Simone Biles books could James Patterson jump over? - A surprising number, but then I’m told that James Patterson is actually the pen name of Michael Jordan. 
 
- Oh yeah? Well I can jump over hundreds of books on my tablet. - Take that Simone Biles 
- Face it, haters: for all her accomplishments, Simone Biles is still no James Patterson. - Has Simone Biles even written one single novel that got turned into a TV series? 
 
- If you add another ‘ it’s twice the size of my dingdong 



