It’s the weekend, let’s have a poll. Or a debate. Whichever.
How can a canoe not be a boat?
Hotdog bun
Is hot dog!
I’m a hotdog. I can has bun?
Of course! A canoe is a sandwich.
Yes. Displaces water. You sit where water was. Is boat.
It’s a boat, but not a ship.
As I realized I’m the comments, it’s a sandwich, like a hotdog or a pita pocket.
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Bleh, thanks. Fixed now, hopefully.
…I’ll record that as a “maybe” vote.
If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi Desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.
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Your wisdom is deep yet fleeting, like the glacier.
Is not boat. Is not vessel. Is watercraft, like kayak, like raft. Ours is “Lurlene”
Define boat. Define vessel. Define watercraft.
Explain why kayak is not a boat or vessel. Explain why a raft is like a kayak and a canoe.