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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Turns out her job is pretty important

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Turns out her job is pretty important

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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    Even I, master of nothing, can crop an image.

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      Fucking photoshop master over here

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      How did you do that??

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        He’s a witch!

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          He turned me into a newt

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            I have auditory processing issues, and until I saw that scene with captions, I thought he was saying “I’ve got better” - as if he meant he could come up with a better lie, but choose not to.

            And not, you know, that he got better from being a newt.

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              … Uuh, that might actually be The Real Joke.

              Amazing

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                You got downvoted as though you were posting a thatsthejoke.jpg, but I also had never considered that “I got better!” could have layers to it.

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                  layers

                  That’s the word I was looking for!

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                Well now I don’t know what to believe, but I’m very okay with being told that I was right all along!

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            deleted by creator

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          Burn the witch!

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      My poor, poor, composition!

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        Honestly haha, crop from both sides would need a next level photoahop ninja though so I get it

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      The point of submitting the image is to get a funny response.

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      What if I told you the amusing edit is the entire point

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        Yeah but what kind of moron can’t crop their own photo, and instead makes themselves look like an asshole

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          Because the people submitting to him know the whole deal. I’d say the requestor was trying to go for an easy setup of having the main character “trash lady” deleted as the joke.

          Or it could even be all fabricated and there’s no “requestor” at all.

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          Yeah she’s doing this to advertise her socials. She knows what he’s going to do

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      CGI.

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      Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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