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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前
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    Choices like this is why I gave up on Disco Elysium.

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      Lick one of these himalayan salt lamps or fuck off

    • MetaCubed@lemmy.world
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      FWIW, “failing” or fucking up is meant to be part of the point of disco elysium. It all progresses the story.

      • THED4NIEL@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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        Died of a heart attack once, getting the shirt from the ventilator. Didn’t make that much progress :(

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      It’s such a good game tho :o

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    Why do people buy those lamps? They’re ugly and have no health benefits.

    • WigglyTortoise@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I buy a new one every January and lick it down throughout the year

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        Oo, I might avoid doing that.

        But I’m sure it’s tasty.

        • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’m sure just a lick won’t hurt

    • THED4NIEL@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      They’re delicious and you can feast on them in the dark. Features.

      • qrtr@lemmy.ml
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        Why feast in the dark when you can turn on the lamp?

    • Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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      People generally have bad taste and are gullible.

    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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      To lick of course.

    • Mowcherie@lemmy.world
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      They tint the light yellow orange. Blue light can make it harder to settle down and sleep. Kind of like the nightmode for your computer screen but in real life.

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    Rub it down there for seasoning

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    People still have Himalayan salt lamps??? I haven’t seen one of those in at least 10 years lol

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      You clearly haven’t been to a therapist’s office. We’re required to have one by law.

      • bloodtide@lemmy.world
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        What’s sad is I almost believed that

      • LemmyLefty@lemmy.world
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        Does your username come from a mistaken identification?

        • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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          It all started with a 🍆

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        Needs some sort of signal for the science-literate that it’s just there for show and you actually do evidence-based practice.

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          Most people get that during the free consultation (aka what kind of therapist I am). So by the time they see the lamp, they don’t have questions.

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      I always thought salt lamps looked cool and wanted one. I didn’t learn until very recently that people thought they cleanse energy or whatever lol

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        I like mine just because it’s pretty to look at

        and it tastes salty

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      Say you’re not on tinder, without saying you’re not on tinder.

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    Check if there are kitchen knives under the bed. There were. Still got laid, I regret nothing.

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    she wants the D

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      The ioDine

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      Dimalayan Dalt Damp

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      Salt D Lamp

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