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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Hitman

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Hitman

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • essell@lemmy.world
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    I feel like the letter has a lot more reason to hold a grudge against the lamp than the other way around!

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
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      You don’t know the backstory

      • Legenddeleted by creator
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        What is it ?

        • Deceptichum@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creator
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          H

          • Legenddeleted by creator
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            Wdym ?

            • Deceptichum@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creator
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              The backstory to I is H

              • danc4498@lemmy.world
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                J/k

        • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world
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          It’s the set of background conditions and events leading up to the current story, but that’s not important right now.

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    deleted by creator

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        I always thought the lamp shoved the I in its ass.

        • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The best hitmen leave no evidence

        • Victor@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, you know… The ass that lamps have.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            If lamps don’t have asses how do they shit?

            • Victor@lemmy.world
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              Dude I’m stumped. Flawless argument. 👏🙇‍♂️

        • LemmyFeed@lemmy.world
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          Kinky

    • essell@lemmy.world
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      Does this help?

      https://youtu.be/gX0CmJa5Gdk

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    I feel like this is backwards. First off, why isn’t the lamp asking for the hit themselves? Second, the letter I is the one who was violently beat. The letter I should be asking for the hit.

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      the pixar logo is the security cam footage of the lamp-hitman carrying out the job it was hired for

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        That still leaves the question of his motivation

        The intro is a reference to this though https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMC4tSFeScs

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    https://iv.melmac.space/watch?v=FFK_XuVqsCQ

    • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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      Haahhaahhaahahahahahahahahha and that last spiteful act by X… Hahahahahah I can’t believe I’ve never seen this

      • technomad@slrpnk.net
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        It’s my favorite for sure XD

        • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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          Glad to see your reply and remind me to watch again lol

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