That is Jesus’s favorite gun!
Alternative opinion, that’s Jesus’s least favorite gun.
“I don’t understand why Christians wear crosses around their neck. […] Do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross?” - Bill Hicks
It’s jesus’ favorite in the way that bats are batman’s favorite animal, I guess?
Bruce Wayne is scared of bats though. That’s one of the reasons for the bat costume.
Welcome to the joke
Well yeah, I wouldn’t think he was firing a nail gun at people he was hopelessly in love with!
Says you! I shoot my nail gun at workers on telephone poles because I don’t want them to fall.
I bought that dollar suitcase too, but it was in Europe so the postage meant it was just an empty suitcase.
You don’t say. /s
I came here to say this.
Wow, that’s surprising. Usually it’s not hate when I’m looking to nail something.
Usually, but
occasionallyrarely there’s the hatefuck.If you get in an argument with your neighbour and put a framing nail into him, that’s assault. If you put that nail into protected minority and it can be proven that you were motivated by bigotry and a desire to subjugate that minority, you are guilty of a hate crime, which is a much more serious crime
I am very happy that this person wasn’t able to obtain a fire arm easily.
Look out! He’s got love nails!
Clearly the police are anti-semites. /s
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