- Fuck you Keith. 20 minutes of me showing off a new board game took less time than one day’s worth of your stupid stories and terrible jokes. - Certainly didn’t require an email to the regional director. - Keith is a little bitch, fuck that guy - Fucking Keith 
 
- Spend 30 minutes chatting = fine - Us playing a game on break = distracting 
- It’s always a fucking Keith, isn’t it. All the homies hate Keith. 
- Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!? 
 
- First out loud laugh of the day. - Thanks! Get fucked, Brian. Nobody likes you. - He’s tried. Nobody wants to fuck him:-P. - Ain’t nobody’s standards that low - It’s a common phrase on Lemmy though: we can go lower. - Urg, but then again, just… why!? 
 
 
 
- There’s one on every construction jobsite as well. We call them “newspaper”. - They don’t get invited to the unofficial “safety meetings”. Some people just don’t get workplace camaraderie. - I work in trades and I actively avoid that “camaraderie”, because 99% of the guys are total douchebags whose idea of camaraderie is completely misplaced. 
 
- Lol fr fr 






