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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

How Croissants are made

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How Croissants are made

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

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      Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

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        It has coleslaw so it’s healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though

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          What do you do with all the time you save writing ‘rn’ instead of ‘right now’?

          It has to add up to minutes a year!

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            Take the time to reply to you, I guess

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              EPIC BURN lol

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              Ouch and there’s definitely better things you can do with your time savings!

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                *there is

                Edit: or is it there are? I do not even knoweth

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                  We can say there’s instead of there is.

                  In speaking and in some informal writing, we use there’s even when it refers to more than one. This use could be considered incorrect in formal writing or in an examination:

                  I don’t think a lemmy comment would be considered formal writing so frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

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                    fr

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        To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.

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