• @Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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    207 months ago

    Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

      • @IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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        227 months ago

        I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

        • @larsOP
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          27 months ago

          Amphetamine and morphine is my love language. Call me.

      • @mriguy@lemmy.world
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        97 months ago

        To be fair, if you take a sufficiently high dose of mercury, syphillis will no longer be your biggest problem.