I’m expecting some child recreating superhero stunts and gerting hurt

  • The Giant Korean
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    331 year ago

    When I was 3, I put a towel on like a cape and jumped off of some furniture thinking that I could fly. I hit my mouth on the corner of our coffee table and had to get stitches. I got to eat ice cream for a week, though!

    • VaultBoyNewVegas
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      171 year ago

      It was a chest freezer for me. I used my bike to climb up and jumped off. Mum thought I’d broke my nose.

    • @Monument
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      81 year ago

      I took a running leap in a wide open living room, realized I was going to fall, stuck out my hand, and that’s why I’m ‘double-jointed’ in my right thumb. (That and being hyper mobile. But it didn’t pop out of joint before that.)