This is really fun to do. Back in art school we even made paper out of old blue jeans - I think we had to treat them with something to get the fibers to separate enough.

And nothing will happen.

That looks fantastic!

Toki looks to have been a very good doggo. RIP.

But to be fair they are spectacular.

Indeed I am!

My wife uses Dave’s Insanity Sauce so I don’t think that would work on her.

I mean, I would need a kid. But I get what you’re saying.

I’ve never seen cinnamon rolls rolled that way before. They look great!

If I had a kid and if we were muffins I would wear the shit out of that.

This works because polar bears are super horny. Its desire to rend you limb from limb will be replaced by overwhelming lust. Of course then you’ve got a completely different issue to deal with, but at least you might not die.

I had heard it as turn around, but lie down makes much more sense.

Bear is black, fight back.

Bear is brown, turn around.

Bear is white, say good night.

Is he trying to die?

A big pot of chicken soup, especially in the winter time.

Thank you!

Great! I went back for seconds. Thank you!

My now wife and her friend showed up at a party where I was at, and they both were wearing glasses. I also had glasses on, so I blurted out, “Oh, good, more people with glasses!” I instantly regretted it after saying it, but we ended up dating and then getting married. If it’s stupid but it works then it’s not stupid.

Until he sees corn and peanuts in it.

Right? I have questions.