what-the-hell Not The Onion

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    558 months ago

    i appreciate the framing, but this is arguably weirder because the thing they’re actually doing is installing spyware on their phones and computers that monitors all of their internet traffic. they’re christian anti-fap extremists.

    • regul [any]
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      448 months ago

      Spyware on the Speaker of the House’s phone, you say?

      • Refurbished Refurbisher
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        238 months ago

        Don’t worry. There is a zero percent chance that it could ever be exploited to where a third party could gain remote access to the Speaker’s electronic devices to monitor his internet activity. The app he’s using is secure.

        Source: Trust me, bro

    • Crucible [he/him]
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      298 months ago

      Yup. This is what evangelicals are talking about when they say they care about ‘being held accountable’