RyanGosling [none/use name] to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish • edit-211 months agoMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlineshexbear.netimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down10
arrow-up1118arrow-down1imageMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlineshexbear.netRyanGosling [none/use name] to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish • edit-211 months agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish57•edit-211 months agolol she’s a BLUE-HAIRED SJW 🤣🤣🤣 I bet she also posts on TUMBLR about ATTACK HELICOPTER being a GENDER and TRIGGER WARNINGS in her SNOWFLAKE SAFE SPACES 🤣🤣 🤣 That’ll be a few million dollars for that fresh right-wing comedy, please.
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]linkfedilinkEnglish29•edit-211 months ago I’ll let you know there’s an actual member of congress who identifies as an attack helicopter. Is that too WOKE for you? https://ballotpedia.org/John_James_(Michigan) (Seriously his attack helicopter boom boom bang bang blow people up bloodlust is his persona and campaign identity.) CW imperalism, death
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish9•11 months ago John James Sounds like a euphemism for a prostitute’s client
minus-square@nilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agoAnd a black Republican to boot. Maybe the face eating leopards won’t notice him as an attack helicopter.
minus-squareGarfieldYaoi [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish18•11 months agoTumblr SJWs were right the whole time, and the only thing they did wrong was eventually back down when they got dunked on.
lol she’s a BLUE-HAIRED SJW 🤣🤣🤣 I bet she also posts on TUMBLR about ATTACK HELICOPTER being a GENDER and TRIGGER WARNINGS in her SNOWFLAKE SAFE SPACES 🤣🤣 🤣
That’ll be a few million dollars for that fresh right-wing comedy, please.
I’ll let you know there’s an actual member of congress who identifies as an attack helicopter. Is that too WOKE for you?
https://ballotpedia.org/John_James_(Michigan)
(Seriously his attack helicopter boom boom bang bang blow people up bloodlust is his persona and campaign identity.) CW imperalism, death
Two first names mf
Sounds like a euphemism for a prostitute’s client
LeJohn James
And a black Republican to boot. Maybe the face eating leopards won’t notice him as an attack helicopter.
Tumblr SJWs were right the whole time, and the only thing they did wrong was eventually back down when they got dunked on.