• marduk
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    15 hours ago

    Good thing I ate all that dirt as a child, got my body terrain boosted early!

    • BanMe@lemmy.world
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      1 hour ago

      They now recommend packing feces directly into the mucous membranes so that you have a healthy immunity to strangers shit particles when you snort coke as your childhood blossoms into adulthood. Also helps if you only consume animals, roadkill is fine, builds immunity to brainworms so your brain tissue can simply kill them off later.