• pieguy
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    4 days ago

    Who the fuck does he think he is, horse Jesus?

    • 6cy
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      A computer-marriage resurrection? – “Merging fossil specimens with computer-generated information,” in Computer, vol. 35, no. 9, pp. 25-30, Sept. 2002, doi: 10.1109/MC.2002.1033024.

    • ‮zcm🍰@lemmy.world
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      Every shod horse is like Jesus in some sense. We nail them to things and to celebrate that we nail these things to our walls, doors and trucks. Except a horse is nailed to (on average less than) four horseshoes and doesn’t even have to die on a horseshoe! Therefore horses are more powerful than Jesus. Just think about it, why do we measure power in horsepower and not jesuspower?

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        3 days ago

        why did you remove your own upclick?

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        btw there are horseshoes for soft terrain to prevent a horse from sinking. This horse was just inadequately prepared

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          Snowshoes for horses. Well, that’s a new one. I shouldn’t be surprised, I guess, given that it would definitely come up.