“Um… I don’t know but I should find out! They could be trying to invade girls bathrooms! I’m going to spend all my money to support this obvious life threatening situation!”
“Lettuce now gives you diarrhea!”
What else is on? “Police called on gay men holding hands!”
“I can’t afford to live.”
“Does that lady have a PENIS?!”
“Um…”
“The Ladyboy Muslim immigrant with the illegal penis is desecrating the American Flag and that’s why you can’t afford groceries”
“Um… I don’t know but I should find out! They could be trying to invade girls bathrooms! I’m going to spend all my money to support this obvious life threatening situation!”
“Lettuce now gives you diarrhea!”
What else is on? “Police called on gay men holding hands!”