Overall AGM plan available here
Members are invited to make speeches to the content community. Speeches should be made within 48 hours of the phase opening to be included in the minutes. Speeches may be made after this time but may not be recorded.
Speeches can be about whatever you like. Let your fellow members know you intend to table motions, your thoughts on the state of the union, what you had for breakfast, etc.
Deadline for speech inclusion in the minutes is 2026-08-07 04:00 UTC.
Honourable moderator, esteemed content creators, and valued engagers,
It is my great pleasure to welcome you to our inaugural FUCC AGM!
Since FUCC’s founding, instigated by content threats and the unjust, punitive imposition of a mandatory week of David Lynch-themed content, our union has fought for your right to create the content your heart desires to create while fending off foul cringe. It is time we give our hard work the recognition it deserves, and so I will table a motion to recognize February 1st as FUCC Day. May it be a day to stick your most impressive content into the Funhole!
You all no doubt have shared in the pains felt back in April and May, when much of our content was forever lost to the void, and further with the loss of our beloved content character Hank. Yet I am inspired, day-by-day, by our collective resolve to continue creating the content that must be created. The content we lost made us the creators we are today, and so I feel it necessary to dedicate a day to the content we lost. I intend to table a motion to recognize May 13th as Content Perseverance Day.
If there is any one object that I associate with Funhole content more than any other, it would have to be the humble egg. Despite the simplicity of the egg, it is a most versatile ingredient found in many a delicious dish. It is believed that the hundred folds in a chef hat correspond to the hundred ways one can cook an egg. Content, I truly feel, is no different: With simple ingredients, such as the pen or the eraser small, we can weave a wonderful tapestry of content. In a time when many self-proclaimed “content” “creators” pollute our minds with slop, it is our content duty to teach the world what content can really be. It is thus my intention to move that World Egg Day, celebrated on the second Friday of October, be formally recognized as a significant holiday of FUCC.
My friends in content, may we continue to create the content of our hearts. Here’s to one hundred more years of Funhole!