This Post was made by the League of Smaug Haters. Suck on on this, you tiny whelp of a dragon.
Did you know that Smaug is named after the dwarvish verb smougon, which means to squeeze yourself through a little hole? (Because Smaug is a tiny widdle skinny baby with his delicate widdle belly.)


I was not expecting a meme about Ancalagon on this com. You bow to no one.