The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 day agoWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square155fedilinkarrow-up11.64Karrow-down114
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minus-square@PriorityMotif@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish59•edit-21 day agoEvery month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.
minus-square@Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish30•1 day agoIf only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.
minus-square@Empricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish3•18 hours agoYou should not have traveled into the Torquerift!
minus-squareArtieShawlinkfedilink6•24 hours agoI had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I’m not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it. “She touched the reactor’s body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like…?”
Every month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.
If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.
Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift…
You should not have traveled into the Torquerift!
I had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I’m not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it.
“She touched the reactor’s body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like…?”
… drippity do. (Drippity do)