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minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)link126•2 days agoBecause the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
minus-square@wolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•18 hours agoBut like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
minus-square@tooclose104@lemmy.calinkfedilink5•12 hours agoFarts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
minus-square@wolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•4 hours agoFinally someone with a science based explanation
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)link3•16 hours agoLikely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
minus-square@wolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•4 hours agoSorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
minus-square@StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•1 day agoIf that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
Finally someone with a science based explanation
Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
TIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
If that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Well, you’re certainly not a logician
“Scoop some poop,… for science!”