Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 5 months agoCorn ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1695arrow-down118
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minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)linkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down1·5 months agoBecause the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·5 months agoTIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
minus-squareStupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·5 months agoIf that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoWell, you’re certainly not a logician
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoBut like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
minus-squaretooclose104@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 months agoFarts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoFinally someone with a science based explanation
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)linkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoLikely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoSorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)linkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoBalloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.
Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
TIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
If that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Well, you’re certainly not a logician
But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
Finally someone with a science based explanation
Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
Balloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.
“Scoop some poop,… for science!”