• tooclose104@lemmy.ca
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      5 months ago

      Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them

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        5 months ago

        Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.

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          5 months ago

          Balloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.