Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 day agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up1671arrow-down17
arrow-up1664arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 day agomessage-square128fedilink
minus-square@watson387@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink127•1 day agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-square@Rolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink25•1 day ago someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
minus-square@wjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•1 day agoNo. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
minus-square@IcyToes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink16•edit-21 day agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-square@accideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink40•1 day agoWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
That’s a crunchy mom?
Blive, blaugh, blove
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
Damn :(
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”