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minus-square@xmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•15 hours agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-square@thefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilink4•14 hours agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQlinkfedilink4•12 hours agoI don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.