I’m not one, but there are people who don’t carry a wallet/cards anymore because they can (technically, assuming it works) do what they need with just their phone. I wonder how many people who fiddle with the app are like this and how many just don’t think to give up and use their card.
I am not throwin’ away my pot! 🎵
I dunno, this seemed accurate to me - not because millennials don’t want to go to therapy, but because they can’t afford to.
What’s the age cutoff to be considered a child in this situation? Asking for a friend.
^^The ^^friend ^^is ^^me.
This would be hilarious if it were a joke. As reality, this is just horrific. Seems about right for the current timeline. :(
I’m sorry, did you say “too much” of those gorgeous toppings? No such thing. That looks so yummy that I’m 95% sure I’d unintentionally eat myself into a food coma.
Unless you’re a Real Man™; a Real Man™ would stick his dick in first, to show dominance.
She’s a popular child education entertainer. Her Wikipedia article.
Mid-30s woman here, from western US. I call my mom any of the following, depending on mood/context:
He’s so cute! Is he named after the mouse from Cinderella?
Considering you’ve thought about it, you’re already ahead of 95% of congress.
On the bright side, that means the horse can continue the torture forever. Autocorrect is a mean bastard, but I’m thinking this one’s not so bad.
That goddamned movie made leaves look delicious and my child self did not appreciate the lesson in reality versus fantasy. ಠ_ಠ
I’m guessing it’s that the main character’s baby is the “destined” lover of the character who was the second male lead. Alternately, it could be that the main character is a teenager courted by a man hundreds of years her senior, but that one tends to be less frowned upon in media.
Either way, I think Meyer would’ve come up with her drivel one way or another.
Yes, last I’d heard the rapist Brock Allen Turner was going by Allen Turner. That rapist.
First we had to worry about microplastics invading our junk, now we have to fend off butterflies, too?!
This…pretty much describes the Democratic Party in general: mostly full of people who, by the standards 20 years ago, would’ve had an R by their names.
Both parties are a cancer at this point.
Absolutely disgusting. Our common ancestors are rolling over in their graves at their inhumanity.
I’m worried that might create a second one. Can he fuck off and die, instead? I’ve been waiting for the McDonald’s to do its job already.