🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前Anon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1707arrow-down114
arrow-up1693arrow-down1imageAnon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前message-square36linkfedilink
minus-squareDr. WeskerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up132·2 年前You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 年前Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 年前Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前If it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don’t fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you’re a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
If it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.