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minus-squareDr. WeskerlinkEnglish132•edit-23 months agoYou don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
minus-squareTrack_ShovellinkfedilinkEnglish41•3 months agoApart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
minus-square@dumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish8•3 months agoCouches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilink1•3 months agoIf it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don’t fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you’re a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
If it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.