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minus-square@MataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink28•5 months agoI have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
minus-square@MataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink21•edit-25 months agoPerf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
minus-square@Agent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoLike that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”
minus-square@steventhedev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•5 months agoThat is a valid reason to move to Scotland
minus-square@Fosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•5 months ago“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
O.O
Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”
That is a valid reason to move to Scotland
“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
😂