Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agoSamplesslrpnk.netimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down17file-text
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It would honestly make more sense for the left to carry these, since it would reference the couch fucking
minus-squareClay_pidginlinkfedilinkEnglish21•6 months agoSadly it’s true, though it seems to be limited to just the people in that group. Something to do with JD Vance/ James David Hamel / James Donald Bowman (lots of names in his history!) comments about childless Democrats.
minus-square@conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink11•6 months agoWait, so you jerk off in a cup (even though masturbation is a sin), then do what? Don’t the crazies hate artificial insemination too?
minus-square@NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink13•6 months agoWhen you fill it up, the picture of JD Vance magically turns into a couch cushion.
I… wait, what??
Sadly it’s true, though it seems to be limited to just the people in that group. Something to do with JD Vance/ James David Hamel / James Donald Bowman (lots of names in his history!) comments about childless Democrats.
Somehow the explanation makes it weirder.
Wait, so you jerk off in a cup (even though masturbation is a sin), then do what? Don’t the crazies hate artificial insemination too?
When you fill it up, the picture of JD Vance magically turns into a couch cushion.