I know this is probably a shitposting meme. And my wife and my female friend, when I asked them, both laughed and said, “Yeah all the time.” I can’t tell if it’s sarcasm.

I asked this because Im a guy, and we’ve heard it all before. The guy plowing a warm apple pie. The ookie cookie BS. The jerk off with a sock. Dudes have done some weird things. I absolutely have found myself relieving some stress in interesting ways.

But veggies: Is this a common thing? Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?

During puberty, should I start giving my children Amazon gift cards or no questions ask money to protect my produce?

I am aware this question is ridiculous and I am prepared to be ridiculed.

  • @Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee
    -64•3 months ago

    Dad buying their underage daughter a dildo sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

    I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

    EDIT: Yeah I misread that

    • Chozo
      95•3 months ago

      OP was talking about his wife and her friend.

      • @Deceptichum@quokk.auEnglish
        80•3 months ago

        Dad buying their underage wife and her friend a dildo sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

        I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

          • @SuperEars@lemmy.worldEnglish
            -2•3 months ago

            Dad buying their underage wife and her friend sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

            I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

    • @Zozano@lemy.lolEnglish
      3•3 months ago

      I really dont need any more reasons to lick every dildo I find, but I’ll roll with it.