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minus-square@CanadaPluslinkEnglish8•edit-23 months agoI assume these pair with each other? If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose? Otherwise, Glockatoo, since Glocktopus probably has shitty aim and Glockadile will have trouble with weapon elevation. Glocktopus would be the most fun to watch, though, hands/tenticles-down.
minus-square@hydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months ago If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose? Or is there even a winner?
minus-square@CanadaPluslinkEnglish3•3 months agoOn this glorious day, we all lose. If nonexistance is counted as anything but a loss, it’s the best choice. Glock Ness Monster makes the most modern nuclear subs seem obvious and unsurvivable by comparison.
minus-square@hydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoAnd I wouldn’t discount the mystery, either
minus-square@verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoWe could start some brackets, NCAA-style, but by the time you open your desktop, Glockatoo has murked everyone else.
I assume these pair with each other? If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?
Otherwise, Glockatoo, since Glocktopus probably has shitty aim and Glockadile will have trouble with weapon elevation.
Glocktopus would be the most fun to watch, though, hands/tenticles-down.
Or is there even a winner?
On this glorious day, we all lose.
If nonexistance is counted as anything but a loss, it’s the best choice. Glock Ness Monster makes the most modern nuclear subs seem obvious and unsurvivable by comparison.
And I wouldn’t discount the mystery, either
We could start some brackets, NCAA-style, but by the time you open your desktop, Glockatoo has murked everyone else.