“No trash cans?! Goddamnit, all I wanted was to throw my candy wrapper away but now I’m going to shit on the ground on principle”

Oh yeah, 100% guaranteed the man who said that is a gigaincel loser

“Unprovoked”??? Nonsense, he provoked them by existing! Won’t someone think of the smol bean racists, the real victims in this scenario who were forced to nearly kill a person because he brazenly existed

You’re still that salty over some random joke comment?

You can send me the therapy bill

It is! And makes the place feel a bit more human, somehow

Don’t have to when living in a country where keeping your shoes on indoors at someone else’s house would be incredibly rude

I guess our overlords don’t want us using physical media – don’t want to give the plebs the idea that they can own something, after all

And on top of that, telling sarcasm from advanced stupidity is super hard over text

Don’t need a doormat when you are one I guess

Oh yeah, I’ve worked in a bunch of offices where the policy was to leave shoes at the door, or to change into office slippers etc. It’s not at all uncommon in Helsinki; keeps the office clean in the months when the streets are full of slush and grime

That’d be the point, yeah

“Most”?

I guess that depends on what you think smells fishy, but so far I haven’t, er, run into a single pussy that smelled like fish without the person in question having some sort of a medical issue

If someone’s pussy smells like fish, that’s probably a medical condition.

Real permavirgin post, top marks

See, you get it

I guess those cars are designed to tRigGeR tHE LiBs instead of being actually useful

Only barbarians wear shoes in their own homes.

Shit, even wearing shoes in an office job can be kinda sus.

edit: DOWNVOTE ME HARDER YOU FILTHY BARBARIAN HORDE, you know in your heart of hearts that I’m right

That’s not a car, that’s a fucking APC. American “cars” are ridiculous

Everything about the Trump regime is either a grift and/or straight-up fascism. Like literally every single thing

That was sort of implied, yes

The bash 3.1-beta1 reference manual is in the Epstein files.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00315849.pdf