• Track_Shovel
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      123 months ago

      But hey! I have this GREAT idea for faster medical services!

      • Scratch
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        93 months ago

        And transport!

        And internet!!!

        And schools!!!

        And utilities!!!

            • @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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              23 months ago

              That will be $25 in postage, $30 in shipping and handling, $35 for insurance, and $15 cause we can fucking charge whatever you we want.

              Thank you for mailing with us with your prized possessions.

              • @Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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                23 months ago

                Don’t forget the $10 “convenience fee” because you didn’t talk to an actual human employee, thus saving the company money, so you have to pay more for that convenience