🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months agoAnon freezes timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1792arrow-down110
arrow-up1782arrow-down1imageAnon freezes timesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months agomessage-square98fedilink
minus-square@atmur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish203•5 months agoThe frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes
minus-square@mycodesucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink128•5 months agoThe Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.
minus-squareDr. WeskerlinkEnglish122•edit-25 months agoThe grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.
minus-square@dumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish73•5 months agoYou know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?
The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes
The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.
The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.
You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?
Sir this is a Wendy’s
they have carrots at wendys?
Now we’re getting somewhere!