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Uhh…yeah, there probably will. Will it actually perform well? Will it only be used by the creepiest of creeps? No and Yes.
It will also have its own subreddit and people will talk on there about how much they love their blowjob robot but hate how it constantly updates and sometimes stops working mid blow-job because it disconnects from the internet.
“Milord, I love my wonderful X-perience but the 2 hour long updates caused irreversible damage to my genitalia, I still love it and will certainly buy the X-perience mk. 2 but sadly I’m no longer able to use it, I hope the mk. 2 version can fix this one minor problem.”
Uhh…yeah, there probably will. Will it actually perform well? Will it only be used by the creepiest of creeps? No and Yes.
It will also have its own subreddit and people will talk on there about how much they love their blowjob robot but hate how it constantly updates and sometimes stops working mid blow-job because it disconnects from the internet.
Looking forward to the Tesla made one that will amputate the user’s dick if they try to take it off mid update.
“Milord, I love my wonderful X-perience but the 2 hour long updates caused irreversible damage to my genitalia, I still love it and will certainly buy the X-perience mk. 2 but sadly I’m no longer able to use it, I hope the mk. 2 version can fix this one minor problem.”