• FireWire400
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    -45 months ago

    Because it somehow seems like a huge safety hazard to have a bunch of drunk people doing drunk people stuff in a plane

    • TheRealKuni
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      5 months ago

      Because it somehow seems like a huge safety hazard to have a bunch of drunk people doing drunk people stuff in a plane

      <announcer voice>

      This summer…

      …airline food ain’t what you gotta worry about…

      …the sequel you’ve all been waiting for…

      DRUNKS ON A PLANE

      At 30,000 feet, snakes aren’t the deadliest thing on this plane…drunks are.

      (Rated R. May contain scenes not suitable for sober people.)

      </announcer voice>