One of my ex’s was depressed and wanted to end it all…so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so…playing the long game and all that.
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
I exclusively microwave everything in plastic, because I just want it all to end.
There definitely are better ways of ending it 😅
One of my ex’s was depressed and wanted to end it all…so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so…playing the long game and all that.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Yeah, but are there tastier ways of ending it?
It can’t look too suspicious, or else insurance won’t pay out.
Like microwaving metal?
Microwaving TNT
Do the world a favour and take out a ceo with you.