I, a child, am on the right. My mother is on the left. I have just done something in public that embarassed my mother. She is whispering in my ear in a scary voice what is going to happen to me when we get home.
Yeah but I still get the same look on my face when the waitress leans in and whispers, “Sir, please stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks, or we’ll have to ask you to leave.”
I, a child, am on the right. My mother is on the left. I have just done something in public that embarassed my mother. She is whispering in my ear in a scary voice what is going to happen to me when we get home.
I hope that’s pure fiction.
No, that’s really a picture of my mom and I.
But you’ve doxxed yourselves.
Ninja edit: Never mind. You surely look different now. Carry on.
Yeah but I still get the same look on my face when the waitress leans in and whispers, “Sir, please stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks, or we’ll have to ask you to leave.”
Some people do not understand what true humor is all about.