spudnik [he/him, they/them]

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Tom from Trillbillies is fond of “couldn’t organize a late night run to Taco Bell” if you’re looking for more and haven’t heard that one yet

Me too, and also if I’m on the phone to my family or friends from home I apparently code switch back to having a slight accent

I just want a secretary of some department to take enough colloidal silver to turn blue

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boustrophedon

The ancient Greeks agree!

The information I needed from the lovely Dr. Partner: are we going to make beef stroganoff tonight?

The text I sent: “Are you still planning on strokin’ off some beef tonight?” Kinda proud of that one, despite being juvenile and extremely low hanging fruit

One of the world’s greatest feelings, hell yeah

Cursed solution: become pilled and just carry some around with you so you can always use the perfect amount

Take a look at that snout!

A divorced but still devoted wife guy would absolutely be indistinguishable from gollum after a while

Sick album cover!

Saints Taints

This is one of those good problems

tyty, will do

Tyvm!

This week marks my second month smoke free, still going strong

Love to see Chad continue to live up to its name

Tainted Love takes on a whole new meaning lol