Yeah fuck going faster than walking/light jog in the pedestrian area. Even when it looks clear. People jump out of godsdamned nowhere and next person who intentionality gets in an accident with me, I’m taking their arms. Like their literal arms I need two more to become the weirdo I’ve always dreamed of becoming.

I got dusted by a squirrel today and I’m feeling all kinds of things about that

We’ve tried fox urine. Wolf urine. Moose urine. Getting cat hair and leaving it all around the attic. I’ve lost count of all the nonpoison methods we’ve tried. These fuckers are smart, but the are also hungry.

They flee the [agricultural product] fields when the farmers hire a plane to spray for probably everything. Then they don’t leave unless we kill them all. When there’s poison out we keep an eye out for dead rodents to remove the carcasses, since I hear some of those poisons can stay in the environment for like 60 years and I’m putting them outside the environment dammit.

Edit fuck you autocarrot

Right? Think of all the pigeons we could flash fry

it was, yeah.

there is incentive to game those lists. they are… what is the word… tourism? advertisement? other places don’t have as much riding on gaming those lists as utah does. it’s not their religion that looks bad when it’s not #1.

We 100% owe the founding of our company to France.

don’t you dare change that typo

good job, Italy

Can you tell her we say we love her and to make sure to put on a sweater tonight? It’s going to be chilly.

so like, they may be rats and rats are smarter than mice. we have had to (and we legitimately hate that it’s come to this but like, these shitasses were tapdancing on the airducts to make fun of us) get marginally legal poisons (it’s not illegal to possess, but also not legal to buy. we have to drive to Reno to get it) and we tried everyfuckingthing before this it’s a warzone they come in from the rat fields and climb up into our rooves and not our houses because that’s where our cats are. I will try to remember to look for the name of the poison for you if you want, those fuckers.

chomp

I’m saving to watch later but like, does it actually work?

successfully blamed the mice

And female at birth!

This is one of those “the circle goes in the square hole” things

yeah, i’ve got other things that are more important right now. like installing mint. and getting turn signals. but i appreciate the direction for when i can get to it.

I mean, okay? It would end up being more a critique of his genre than a critique of his humor though. They churn through writers and comedians. Did you see the part I said I liked it?

I already downloaded the manual to reprogram my ebike but I’m a chicken and trying to get more mileage so I’m trying to force the governor to go slower and e=mv² more battery out of it but the damn changes won’t commit

Fuck. I had to get home before staring at my hands dude

Yup. I’ve been trying to decide and install for, what how long have y’all been watching me dither three years?

Now i just have to get the backup computer working so if i fuck up, we still have a computer that can run all my wife’s work shit. That’s it after today’s errands! Guess i better put my eyes and legs on.

now hear me out. what if we just boiled water in it. why do we have to get all fucky with it.