I’ve got an 11 year old and a 9 year old, and some parts look a bit scary.

I’m truly happy you’ve found your calling. :-)

Would you refer to yourself as a “cocksucker” at all?

Haha! Yup! I kinda love coffee nerds. But I can’t be arsed to be one. Best I can do is resist my wife’s Keurig and insist on grinding my own beans for my aeropress (2 scoops, btw).

I did not expect the home shopping network cd-rom pitch.

You definitely sound like the kind of person who weighs their scoops.

I did not expect to see Boxabl and had to look it up. It seemed like the kind of company I would be interested in supporting. But yeah, looks like they just found an opportunity to bribe their way in to a FEMA contract.

Good point

I honestly don’t like bacon on anything. I love it by itself. But people try to put it on everything - donuts even - and it’s always too inconsistently textured to be a proper topping material. In a sandwich, it needs to be crispy to be any good, in my opinion. Maybe crispy bacon on pizza would be ok. But chewy bacon? No thanks!

Sounds like a Hawaiian to me.

Personally, I like Pepperoni with pineapple. It’s my favorite. And nobody can convince me otherwise.

Ok this is awesome. Good for them! I just wish their map search was as good as Google’s. But I’m willing to use them for navigation anyway.

See? Dozens of us! Dozens!

Of course he is. He’s owned by AIPAC

Well yeah… AIPAC.

We’ve got champagne in the fridge just waiting…

That’s what the Players Unions are always trying to get.

I think both F451 and 1984 had tvs that were listening to you and recording you, right?

It’s just so freaking funny.

They’re scared it might actually pass. If they didn’t think it was going to damage them, they would t be fighting it.