dorkiectomy [she/her]

Holy shit you weren’t kidding. I had no idea. Thanks comrades!

It was hard to commit to cause I’ve been growing it out for the last many months, but sometimes you get a bad enough case of triangle head that you overcome your fears I guess.

I cut my hair and it’s… cute? Hopefully it’s still cute tomorrow. I’ve been cutting my own hair for a long time now, but it’s a lot harder when it’s not a clipper fade!

I am fox mulder and I will be eaten by the hole.

Ok, smarty, but you have failed to consider the plight of the fellas who go to the party, particularly when girls are scantily clad and showing body. If Young MC does not perform, what is such a fella to do when a chick walks by and he wishes he could sex her? Stand on the wall like he was Poindexter? In Young’s absence he is likely to either get shot down for being overzealous or to play hard to get, causing females to get jealous.

Yes :)

You know you’ve been looking at too many programming books on thrift books when it starts to recommend you gender books out of nowhere