my first thought reading the headline was that they had a “planned Linux distribution,” meaning their own distro, and I started having chest pains.

Which one of the progressives do you think will be arrested first?

Hear me out: humans are tasty, right-wing is numerous… feast?

Right? That will be the next one though. I think 2028 despite the bullshit. I know, I know, Debbie Doomer, but really look around. It’s been clear for a decade (longer if you pay attention) that there’s like 1.5 political parties in amerikkka, not 2.

Robot system restricts chest movement, making damn sure you reach that 30% metric. ;)

Darth Vader has now been given the power. The battle… BEGINS!!!

You thought the midterms were the end lmfao.

They sure got even for that black man. 😂😂

Yes.

Aww, that lighter blue is the color of paper on my $400/m health insurance. Go blue.

It’s too early. They are all scrambling. She broke early and I’m sure got yelled at.

Goodbye Wumao

For money? No. It would all be free.

I’ll give you one coin to see those ankles.

It’s not that I dislike everyone on earth. It’s that anyone who simps for a government is a government stooge. All existing governments are failures, and to falsely claim one of the big 3 is vastly better just to crush another is a despicable practice that doesn’t actually help humanity at all.

So no, anything ending in .ml is probably going to only want half of me ;)

The joke is on them thinking I haven’t planned for the apocalypse.

Likewise. ;)

I was wondering which Nazi would break first.

Maybe she should go work out her energy by wanking off some dude in public.

I’ve been perm banned for posting a link to a satire article on Lemmy.today

And I said China had billionaires and I got perm banned from ML

Soo… they all look like the same psyop to me lol

I watch as your ego inflates. It’s like i see myself, and I hate you and you hate me and I hate me and you hate you.

This is magical.

This is a tough one. I’m very supportive of the sex trade on a conceptual level. You got trunk junk, you need money, junk sale. BUT…. I’m very much against a society where a person feels their only option is to sell their body for money, video or irl.

So fuck censorship, and fuck content moderation, but also fuck the government and the voters for not making the utopia that would be soooooo easy to make.