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Cake day: December 1st, 2025

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  • I had this dream last night that was really horny.

    Basically I am a paramedic but in order to save young ladies lives I must give them orgasms.

    First call of the night, and I am already in a bad mood because someone borrowed my 12 inch dildo and didn’t return it to my medical kit. The batteries in the Magic Wand are almost fucked as well.

    We present at the address and it turns out a Margot Robbie look-alike has slipped in the shower (probably drunk) and can’t get up. No worries, bathroom scenes are hot, I can work with that.

    I get in there quick, my Rabbit vibrator already out and ready to go, she starts to say “I think my hip-” but it’s too late the rabbit is already in her and working it’s magic and I reposition myself behind her head and cradle her head in my arms and kiss her forehead and tell her that “A Big Bold Beautiful Journey” was really not that bad a film and if it was then she was still good anyway and it was all Colin Farrel’s fault or maybe the director. She agrees and moves my hands to her nipples which are already bullet hard and heaving up and down with each deep, needy breath.

    Someone opens the bathroom door and it’s a Tom Ackerley look-alike so I just yell “I’ve got this mate!” as Margot’s legs are flopping around on the floor like a fish on the bottom of a boat and the red Rabbit vibrator is sticking out of her, buzzing like a horny little psycho bee. Tom tries to protest “But my wife-” so I punch him in the face and go back to Margot who is almost ready to cum now, almost but not quite. A naughty finger up her arse is what she needs to get over the line (kinky bitch).

    Next call we need to go to a Miranda Kerr look-alike’s house, she is having a seizure. No probs we get this all the time. I get her up on her knees so she is seizing back and forward against her desk, her arse making smacking sounds like a drum beat against the cheap plywood. Then I slip my suction cupped dildo in between her and the desk and she starts rocking back and forward in a way that I can tell is more than just a seizure, she is into it, so I grab her by the hips and really start hauling her arse backwards each time, so it slaps hard against the desk and the dildo fills her cunt fully with each and every rough stroke. I tell her she is still hot even though it’s 2025 now and she cums with me watching the dildo stretch her until she rocks forward one last time and a massive fountain of squirt sprays the side of that shitty desk.



  • Big fan of spanking because pain and pleasure are way more connected than most people know !

    https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20151001-why-pain-feels-good

    “The link between pleasure and pain is deeply rooted in our biology. For a start, all pain causes the central nervous system to release endorphins – proteins which act to block pain and work in a similar way to opiates such as morphine to induce feelings of euphoria.”

    And

    "Meanwhile, the pain of intense exercise also causes a spike in another of the body’s painkillers, anandamide. Known as the ‘bliss chemical’, it binds to cannabinoid receptors in the brain to block pain signals and induce the warm, fuzzy pleasure emulated by marijuana, which binds to the same receptors. Adrenaline, also produced in response to pain, adds to the excitement by raising the athlete’s heart rate. "

    When done properly pain is like administering at least 3 drugs at once, opiates from the endorphins, THC from anandamide and an amphetamine like effect from Adrenaline (I believe the correct name for the hormone is epinephrine)

    So who needs drugs really?

    Plus it’s just really fun to tie a lady up and smack the shit out of her.












  • Did a cruise once. A girl at the bar was getting harassed by a guy that couldn’t take the hint that she wasn’t interested. She kept looking over at me so I walked over and said “It’s time to go, are you coming?” and she said “Yes”. Then she followed me all the way back to my room without even asking where we were going.

    Pam was all legs and pink lipsticked mouth and arse hanging out of her short shorts. I wanted to touch and harass her as much as any guy on that ship. As soon as we were inside my room that’s exactly what I did. I grabbed her by the waist, hard, and pulled her against me. My hands under the scarce denim at the back of her shorts, the heat of her arse in my palms. She squealed like she wasn’t expecting it but she didn’t back away. Her body was amazing, smooth thighs, small waist, massive tits, deep blue eyes just like the ocean at night.

    Pam laughed, loud. “Not shy, huh?”

    “We only live once.” Fuck, my heart was pounding in my ears.

    Her pink lipstick was a little smeared from the drinks but I didn’t care. I just wanted her mouth. I kissed her, hard, and she bit my bottom lip like she wanted to rip it off and keep it.

    I was so fucking wet by now, it was almost embarrassing. She ground on me, turning to rub her hip and arse against my clit. I swear to god I almost came from that alone.

    My breath was ragged, hot and heavy. “You’re fucking unreal,” I told her. I bit at her bare shoulder, tasted suntan lotion and sweat and maybe a little tequila. Pam laughed again, grinding backwards on me.

    I got my hand into the front of her tiny shorts from behind and found her cunt. Wet. Already soaked. There was no way she wasn’t dripping down her thighs right now. I curled two fingers in and she made this moan and bucked hard into my hand and hooked her arm around my neck to hold herself up.

    My fingers were getting soaked, just absolutely mess-level wet. I starting rubbing in circles and she was humping my hand like she was about to break my wrist.

    I tried to get her shorts down but she wouldn’t stop moving. I pressed her up against the little desk in the corner and yanked her shorts down finally, and her arse was perfect, just flawless, big and round and with a firmness I could feel every time I rubbed my cunt into it.

    I got my fingers back in and started rubbing again, then instead of rubbing, pulling forward with my fingers fast and rough, like I was trying to pull them all the way through her as if she were tissue paper.

    Pam was going crazy on my fingers, grinding back on them so hard that I thought she was gonna snap them off. She was moaning, this messy, sweaty, desperate sound, and every time my palm hit her clit she just went even wilder.

    “Jesus. Fuck. Like that,” she was gasping, voice all breathless and hitching.

    She shook and bucked so much I had to hold her up, her cunt squeezing my fingers so hard I thought I was gonna leave them inside her. She was dripping all over my hand. I was dripping all over her thigh. I was so fucking horny I could barely see straight.

    “Don’t stop,” Pam begged, actually whined it, like she was seconds from crying if I took my hand away. “Please, don’t, fuck, fuck, fuck, don’t stop.”

    Her legs started to give out so I slammed her forward against the desk again, bent her over so I could see her pink arsehole twitching above her dripping cunt and slid my fingers in and out, fast, rough, the way I like, while my other hand worked her clit.

    She clawed at the wood. “Oh fuck, oh fuck” and it didn’t take her long to cum.

    She screamed into the fake wood of the desk, arse flexing and pushing back into me as a fountain squirted from her pulsing cunt, I still remember that squeezing, insane death grip on my fingers and the heat and wetness pouring out of her, soaking me, my clothes and the carpet under her slutty heels.