Socially awkward tricenarian. Any pronouns are fine.
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Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
lascivious lesbians@piefed.blahaj.zone•I present to you: the gayest pinball table known to womankindEnglish
2·4 days agoYou cute.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
2·5 days agoPrivate message sent.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
1·5 days agoPrivate message sent.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
1·5 days agoPrivate message sent.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
3·5 days agoI… wasn’t just referring to women’s vulvae, and male vulvae don’t do much for me. To be honest, I don’t know how I could rephrase myself delicately and succinctly. Would ‘cis lady parts’ suffice?
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
2·5 days agoThat’s perfectly fine! You do you.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
2·5 days agoPrivate message sent.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
5·5 days agoNot for me, sorry.
ETA: If you are asking if I deny their existence, I don’t. Male cunts are valid. They don’t do much for me, but that’s perfectly fine; they’re still valid.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
3·5 days agoOh gosh, I wasn’t anticipating it becoming a real pinball table. That is a nice thought, though!
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
3·5 days agoWhat do you mean?
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
3·5 days agoPenes can be lady parts but they’ve just never really been my bag, regardless of which gender has them. Sorry, dears; it’s nothing personal. Even if I’m picky with my genital preferences, you ladies are still class acts all around and I’d love to be friends with you.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
3·6 days agoPrivate message sent.
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
3·6 days agoUnless the moderators give me permission to share a blatantly NSFW image here, yeah.
Do you want a look?
Lobanova@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto
Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I’m obsessed with lady parts and I feel guilty about itEnglish
5·6 days agoPrivate message sent.

That reminds me of a fictional business that I created a couple of years ago: