I am currently drinking tea with a fork

The recent events are a staged diversion to distract you from the fact that Santa Claus’ name was all over the Epstein Files, follow the cookies

Very funny that they tried to imply that the Order of the Cross of Liberty medals having a swastika somehow proves they are non-political when those medals were literally given to both Himmler and Göring

Here’s how you can make Passive Income from gift exchange events (birthdays, white elephant parties, office pre-christmas parties, etc.)

Somehow not a c/fakenews post

On a line from Overwatch to Dota 2, it’s like 65 % of the way towards Dota, tragically

I’m thinking 4 to 8 matches of Deadlock per day

MFW I go to the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cumdump Event and see this sign

I hate it when I tell the people in the stagecoach I’m robbing to put their baubles in the bag, and then when I get to the hideout and check the bag, it’s halfway full of trinkets instead. If I wanted both trinkets and baubles I would have said so, feels like I spend more time sorting this shit than actually robbing

A bot that chooses randomly between “new tagline material”, " ", and “reddit-ass take”

They are already laying the foundation for their own Stab-in-the-back myth

If one of you happens to be the owner of the hardware store I buy Lao Gan Ma from, please restock it, I’m close to running out

I think that when they remove a name from one of those Victims of Communism monuments because it turns out the person was the bad kind of nazi, they should be forced to put that name on another monument across the street. Maybe call it something like “Gotta Hand It To You On This One of Communism” monument

My real Expedition 33 awards take is that it should not have won the best music category. Not because the music was bad, it was mostly pretty great, but because they committed the worst music crime, giving the main theme lyrics that are just the title repeated over and over.

I just hit myself on the knuckles with a log while getting firewood, and I have a big zit on my forehead, so now I can’t go out in my cool-ass jacket or it will look like I’ve been in a street fight

You eat salt even though the chloride ions in it are well known for literally STEALING electrons from innocent sodium atoms?

Before 2012 only verified experts voiced their opinions on the internet

It sucks so much that these people are true believers in this AI shit, at least if they were grifting they could answer this like “haha maybe double check”

Cryptic crossword clue:

Popular Hexbear figure banned first in AES struggle session? (6)

consider this: mushy peanis