Lives are the God Emperor’s currency, and that currency should be spent wisely.

Donald Trump, however, is not the God Emperor. He is, in fact, a wastrel, a coward, a liar, and a cheat. He is a literal heretic, a figurative abomination, and a blight on the human race.

They’re all stacked on top of each other.

How the hell did they get caught off guard? He telegraphed this so loud that we could hear it coming a week away.

And here I thought that was just a joke from the Jimmy Kimball show.

2? More like half a paycheck. Most people can’t even afford to call in sick to work.

Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.

There’s no way this was done on accident.

Try telling gravity that you don’t agree with it. I’m sure it’ll let you fly.

But still not enough to install every single expansion for Sims 4.

And Sam Altman wonders why we hate AI. And this isn’t even at the top of the list of why we hate them, but it’s a really good reason.

Substantially messier than the flappy kind.

Good idea, but cops here travel in groups of 2 or more cars.

Yeah, we know. But it’s not like Congress or SCOTUS is doing anything to stop him. Or even slow him down.

You’re right that is funny. It’s funny in the way that a train obliterating a clown car is funny, but still.

Well we all know what it looked like when they found Saddam Hussein, but what about Netanyahu?

Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn’t be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?

My fiance, a chef, needed new work pants. I found her some that had pockets and she was very happy.

I was born January 1st, 1979 so I could feel young again.

See a psychiatrist.

Stop fucking saying it’s going to happen and just do it you assholes.