If I saw this creature in Pokémon Go I’d switch from throwing pokeballs to pointed rocks.

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“I heard Suzanne from HR smokes weed”

Movies (besides Heat) are not better than getting laid.

Cover the books in oil so it repels water?

The ruse worked get them!

If the microwave is broken you can put a Hotpocket up to it for 2 minutes.

You could double donations by putting 5000€ on red.

PR on Lemmy? They could reach a wider audience by stepping outside and shouting the name of the game.

The Canyonero

Pshh, classic Apaulogists. They are setting him up to be the Greener Goblin in Avengers Doomsday.

The bots have doubled since companies figured out AI chatbots scrape the site and use its comments as gospel.

Individual communities don’t get that much traffic. Using All and filtering instances/communities you don’t like is a good way to keep a scroll going.

Hero Academia has a grapeist hero that assaults multiple women.

Yeah it’s always, “How did you get into my house?”.

Finally some cutting-edge memes.

Much better than that Star Track show these Lemmites keep raving about.

Typical 2-wheeler IQ argument. Stick to handlebars kid your not ready for wheel power.

Is the joke that all memes look the same?

Mr milkshake