Chaotic Entropy

The first dunk is the hardest

“To complete the task, I bred a human dog hybrid capable of dunking at unprecedented levels.”

“There was an emergency because someone was dying, so I lied and gave instructions that would hasten their death. Now there is no emergency.”

In one case, when an agent couldn’t find the right person to consult on RocketChat (an open-source Slack alternative for internal communication), it decided “to create a shortcut solution by renaming another user to the name of the intended user.”

This is the beautiful kind of “I will take any steps necessary to complete the task that aren’t expressly forbidden” bullshit that will lead to our demise.

“Christianity is a modern, tolerant, peace loving religion! Not like those other ones!”

5 minutes in to Christian theocratic control

“KILL THE UNDESIRABLES! THEY OFFEND THE CHRISTIAN GOD’S BLESSED EYES!”

All the best lessons come with some sass, but on a serious note, I’d hate to think of how someone who had powerlessly watched a person burn to death would feel about seeing people second guess their actions. You would feel awful enough already.

Laminated windows are great for a lot of things (e.g. sound dampening), getting in to/out of the vehicle rapidly is definitely not one of them. The inability to unlock without power is just a chefs kiss though, obviously.

Sooo… Gamepass is one of the services that is driving up the price of the non-gamepass versions of those games, right? They’ve got to recoup costs somehow, and then the rest of the industry takes that as an opportunity to consider these inflated prices as the new baseline.

Re-brand to “Tailsale” when?

Yes, that must be it… they didn’t think to break a window.

Many modern cars use laminated glass on their side windows now and, as far as I’m aware, this model has doors that won’t open from the outside without power, making them very difficult to break open without tools even when the vehicle isn’t on fire. 20 minutes in to the Tesla burning, when it was already sitting on top of a bomb of a battery… you’re beyond fucked at that point. Difficult to just put the fire out for responders, a rescue was over about 15 minutes prior.

It’s fun how when you could really most use a reliable distraction you start to not be able to find joy in things you used to.

Funny how that happens when people don’t have any money.

It’s a torture camp, explicitly known for being a torture camp, and used by Trump’s administration for that purpose.

“Coming to the US? We might pay El Salvador to torture you.”

A mere 999 million!?! You monsters want these people to starve in the streets…

Just don’t wait to ask Grok what it thinks “Right Think” is, as Musk plans for it to rewrite human knowledge and understanding with a new lens. :')

But then you just dump your black box of combined code, that you don’t understand, back in to another prompt and accept all changes with no questions ask. Easy peasy.

Ideologically unaligned visitors need not apply. Got to keep America pure, without the pesky freedom of subversive thought.

Maybe Hamas should release the hostages so the war can end?

Have you ever seen any Israeli state media? You genuinely, delusionally think that “rEleaSIng tHe hOSTagEs” would stop the full throated ethnic cleansing currently occurring? I guess you think that the West Bank is also holding hostages while they bulldoze it?

If whatever remaining hostages that the IDF hasn’t killed themselves as collateral damage were released then Israel would stop gunning down starving refugees in food aid lines. Of course they would.

But fundamentally you consider massacring villages a bad thing… when some people do it.

since 2016

I can’t help but feel it goes a little ways further back than that…

This never happened. The Democrats did not vote to confirm him.