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stevieLipschitz@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

Cycle method rule

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Cycle method rule

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stevieLipschitz@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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  • assplode@kbin.social
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    Kinky people who want 3+ people involved

    • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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      I imagine it’s kinda like scheduling a DnD session

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        Hard to get everyone to come on-time

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        How similar the act itself is depends heavily on the DM.

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          and if the party has a bard

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            in our party it was a druid… don’t think she ever hooked up with anything with fewer than 6 extremities…

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        God, you have no idea how right you are.

        Also a 50/50 chance everyone involved also plays ttrpgs

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          Does that fraction go up or down as more people join the party.

      • CylustheVirus@beehaw.org
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        Well there might be a dungeon involved but the only dragons you’ll find are tattoos.

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    According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.

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      “Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus” is such a great line 😆

      • cannache@slrpnk.net
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        Glad to see your still here lol

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          Thanks lol, right back atya 😁

    • HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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      Or the “stick it in but don’t orgasm” method.

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    Gay men, since cleaning out takes a lot of time.

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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    here

    • Pixelologist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      how can u get…

      pregante?!

      • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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        how is babby formed?

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      So the lesbians are avoiding “Prego” as well?

  • JBar2@lemmy.world
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    What does pasta sauce have to do with sex?

    • synae[he/him]
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      ¿Pregante?

      • teuast@lemmy.ca
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        pergnat

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          pergananant

    • RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com
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      Wait… is this a deep cut? Why does this seem familiar?

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

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          Also: https://youtu.be/k3OJwGiTVIc

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://piped.video/k3OJwGiTVIc

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://www.piped.video/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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        Also the “gf is prego” greentext: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/cmAozRrICJ

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          Hahahaha, this was what I was thinking of. Thanks!

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    Or people who can’t have hormonal birth control but don’t want to get pregnant =)

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      Yes because it’s a well known fact that if a woman has problems with hormonal birth control then her partner automatically is unable to wear condoms.

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        My partner and I always use condoms, but it is nice knowing where I’m at in my cycle. It helps to know how paranoid I should be since I live in a red state.

        I don’t trust one method of birth control. We’ve talked about him getting a vasectomy, and I’ll probably be getting a microscope.

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          …a microscope? 🤔

          • ugh@lemm.ee
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            To check for sperm. The body can heal in amazing ways, which can include reversing a vasectomy.

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            Micropenis

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              No thanks, I already ate.

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            Too see if there’s still sperms after the vasectomy.

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              Get a proper lab to check that

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          That’s fair. Before my V my partner was pretty anxious. Plus the few times she’s had to have the morning after pill the surge of hormones has fucked her cycle for best part of a year agtert

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        PSA: this is a reminder that no birth control method is fully bullet proof and that it’s perfectly valid to want to use condoms and track ovulation cycles at the same time.

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        Also, vasectomy.

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        No, but maybe they still want to know when they can go at it without one. At least thats what my wife and me are doing.

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        That’s between my sister-in-law and her husband XD

        My wife and I don’t have to worry about pregnancy! (Planned) child is due in April =)

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      There are copper IUD’s as an alternative too

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        My sister has one! They seem like a pretty good option

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          They’re pretty awesome. I think they can stay for 10 years, and it’s a relatively quick out-patient procedure to have it placed/removed. No hormones, and like 99% effective

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      Gods, that sounds awful! I feel for those people… It’s difficult/stressful enough otherwise. Those of you have my sympathies.

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      Same hat (m, f partner can’t can’t take it) wrap it up!

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    Routine and anticipation enjoyers

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      Routine and anticipation enjoyers unite! Every other Thursday, except for holidays!

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        Wait why aren’t you doing it on holidays 💀 lmao

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          They have previous obligations on holidays. Most organized people do, as far as I know 🤷

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    Why are the lesbians not having period sex? It helps the cramps.

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      To put it simply, period blood stinks like hell and feels slimy. When you have two people on their period simultaneously, it’s going to get really nasty real fast.

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        Sex is full of stinky body fluids already. My gf and I use a black towel to prevent stains when she is on her period.

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        Sex isn’t supposed to be squeaky clean.

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    Leabians avoiding 2 periods?

    With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn’t it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)

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      Synched periods might happen in groups of people who get them due to pure chance, but it isn’t an actual thing, and even if it was, it wouldn’t be a decision one can just make… 😂 (not laughing at you just at the idea that we have that kind of control over our periods… If only!!!)

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      This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month 😉

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      I still don’t fully believe in syncing, but it would take time, and, theoretically, you’d have to spend more time with your partner than you do with anyone else.

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    You forgot swingers trying to fuck other people.

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